zeldathemes

Nikki. 17. Somewhat successful Youtuber. Equally left and right brained. Mildly eccentric. Sort of sweet. Can be salty.

I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

Me to my cat: Dude you're like, so fuckin handsome. No homo. Don't worry about some bitch.

sparrowwitharrows:

all these people are complaining about the ice water challenge but like… I don’t see any of their selfies or dumb statuses raising awareness and millions of dollars for a little known medical condition that deserves more research and treatment. 

EXACTLY

clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

heisenbergchronicles:

the boys are back (x)

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

phorgewerk:

[x]

phorgewerk:

[x]

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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hotbisexualarmydoctor:

nothing-is-quite-terrifying:

hotbisexualarmydoctor:

I’ve never liked Taylor Swift, so now I’m so glad my distaste can be validated.

what did she do?

Go check out Shake It Off and you’ll see why.

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.