zeldathemes

Nicole.

17.

Sort of sweet. Can be salty.

Fandoms come and go, but humor and feminism are forever.

I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]

skeletongod:

solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism

That URL HOO boy

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

image

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

neurotic-barista:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"
No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

THANK YOU. And honestly, Starbucks’ icon and messages are cute and subtle. It’s definitely not obnoxious or in your face.

Also… you do realize it’s national coffee day, right?

neurotic-barista:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"

No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

THANK YOU. And honestly, Starbucks’ icon and messages are cute and subtle. It’s definitely not obnoxious or in your face.

Also… you do realize it’s national coffee day, right?

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

image

logs off deviantart

jobhaver:

some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me: image

hedendom:

Thor crosses the Bifrost as a lightning bolt perfectly follows the path of a rainbow.
Photograph by Birk Möbius

hedendom:

Thor crosses the Bifrost as a lightning bolt perfectly follows the path of a rainbow.

Photograph by Birk Möbius

East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
ashleymarieholt:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

ashleymarieholt:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

roxoah:

Be careful what you say around Michael