zeldathemes

Nikki. 17. Somewhat successful Youtuber. Equally left and right brained. Mildly eccentric. Sort of sweet. Can be salty.

I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

bigfatfeminist:

Natalia Kills ran her mouth today about how “All About That Bass” is a song that bullies and victimizes thin girls. I then ran my mouth about how that is a load of bullshit on a variety of levels. (x)

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

incaseyuhnevaknow:

chrises77o7:

convolutednormality:

sancophaleague:

Donald Andrews Jr. A Black man  and Business Owner from New York was cleared just last April After being Arrested on Drugs Charges in Scotia, New York.    Police were “suspicious” of Donald Andrews Jr.’s store, which sells incense and smoking paraphernalia, and sent undercover informants several times in March. In one of the informants visits he is seen on Andrews hidden camera planting Crack Cocaine on the counter in Andrews Store.

Andrews was arrested in April  2013 and cleared only after he asked a Grand Jury to watch the surveillance footage from his store. The informant used a cellphone photo he took of the planted drugs as evidence that Andrews was dealing, leading to his arrest.

*YES THIS IS FUCKING REAL LOOK IT UP*

The police claim that the informant has now “fled” and they haven’t found his whereabouts. The sheriff “claims” his investigators didn’t purposely framed Andrews and have the “informant” out to be some rogue agent.

FYI this same “informant” has lead to seven other drug-related arrests the Report says. 

Sounds like a Movie right? But yall still out here calling people “conspiracy theorists”. 

Andrews is now in the process of suing NYPD.

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#sancophaleague

Signal boost

Nice! Stick I too em.

Police planting crack to lock up Black people is no conspiracy theory. It’s American History (1980-present).

ask-an-mra-anything:

misandry-mermaid:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only


Too bad ‘broga’ doesn’t bulk up men’s tiny egos.

Finally I can work off my root beer belly with something acceptable for a manly man such as myself!!! I mean, yoga, yuck, that’s for girls, but give it a new name with all the same moves, and I’m all for it! Finally, I get to giggle at a room of men doing “downward facing dog” without a bunch of misandrists making me uncomfortable in my masculinity by existing and liking something thereby making it impossible for me, a manly man, to enjoy it. My matriarchal oppression knows no end. Now excuse me while I go eat some brogurt.

ask-an-mra-anything:

misandry-mermaid:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

Too bad ‘broga’ doesn’t bulk up men’s tiny egos.

Finally I can work off my root beer belly with something acceptable for a manly man such as myself!!! I mean, yoga, yuck, that’s for girls, but give it a new name with all the same moves, and I’m all for it! Finally, I get to giggle at a room of men doing “downward facing dog” without a bunch of misandrists making me uncomfortable in my masculinity by existing and liking something thereby making it impossible for me, a manly man, to enjoy it. My matriarchal oppression knows no end.

Now excuse me while I go eat some brogurt.

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

  #omfg  

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

deathgripsforcutie:

if you ever see a donate button on my blog just know its going to a good cause

deathgripsforcutie:

if you ever see a donate button on my blog just know its going to a good cause

thelesbianguide:

For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your

image

confession: I love my big thighs and tummy rolls and small boobs

it’s ok to like your body no matter how it’s shaped, okay?

confession: I love my big thighs and tummy rolls and small boobs

it’s ok to like your body no matter how it’s shaped, okay?

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

kaffers11:

this will always be one of my favorites

kaffers11:

this will always be one of my favorites

geneticllyenginrdsupersoldiers:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

ria-raptor

thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES